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Stonefaced Jan @JanTheMan2010

Reported 2021-07-31 21:36:37

@cordisbored I haven't seen this, but I've always had a problem with "stoner comedies". It's as if the idea of someone getting high is inherently funny. But if you like it, maybe I'll give it a shot.

Wunderzorro @Wunderzorro

Reported 2021-07-31 21:27:13

@steembath Comedy that “punches down” is actually very funny lmao.

TomG88 @G88Tom

Reported 2021-07-31 21:19:12

@PNW_AnCom @cheryl_tonty Worth a follow just for that. Love the DP my sister got me wall art of him dancing down the stairs. Think going back to see it 4 times got me some looks. It was a movie about a clown by a director with a history in comedy, I can't help laughing. 🤣 https://t.co/k6M5ZWSlJ9

Re @redwine_crimes

Reported 2021-07-31 21:18:15

A comedy and tragedy. 😭😂 The storytelling was immaculate

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz @DHeinzDoof

Reported 2021-07-31 21:17:36

Haha, look at me! I'm doing lay-down comedy! https://t.co/JkM9r2kz6I

Central Scrutinizer @JulianLobato

Reported 2021-07-31 21:11:00

@DualPowerThreat @Mario_Taylor_57 @B43Franco He's a comedian, not a diplomat. If anyone takes offense to such an extent that they burn bridges to logic and reason & double down against #FTV or last week's marches then he didn't torch anything but bad faith on the part of the offended.

Sanseroth Lv.9 ✝️ @new_wf

Reported 2021-07-31 21:05:59

@Wierd_o78033920 I will never understand how excluding cultures is considered ok. Like if its an issue of "they arent natively that culture" then frickin replace the actor or actress with someone who is. Diversity should be praised and welcomed in media not hidden or shafted.

Patty Cake @MsPatriciaGao

Reported 2021-07-31 21:04:47

@corvidiavidia Yeah, truly the meta narrative is interesting. Ranma itself is a typical early 90s shojo romantic comedy That probably belongs on a top 20 list for that decade. Despite that, it's interesting how many un***uming trans girls read and thought, "why does he want to fix it?"

Chief (班長) @Oxbowisamstie

Reported 2021-07-31 21:02:33

@martinkaca @LazyBearGames @Nintendo Yup same here. At least with this you could have some wiggle room to get the machine to do a cutscene to completion and then go save. But the comedy show, which is required for the same questline would crash every time without fail.

Darlio13! @Darlio131

Reported 2021-07-31 20:53:17

Is there no way that we can get Keith Lemon down to come along??? Then we can tie him to a stake and rescue British Comedy! John Cleese would turn in his grave!

sue bird’s silly wabbit @phat4h3ed

Reported 2021-07-31 20:50:33

my other problem w the -ish brand is they parrot things that just aren’t really true? then swear up and down it’s a real thing. if u wanna exaggerate for comedic effect it’s fine but u are doubling down that it’s true?

TheRealRichieRich @RR323

Reported 2021-07-31 20:50:07

@DintMentalFloss @TypeONescence @PeoplesParty_US Plus he is a comedian out doing all your corporate media " journalist" sit down before you hurt yourself 🙄🤣 #jogoffcomedian #jimmywinning https://t.co/IHIH5ckNMw

kyuten bot @kyutenbot

Reported 2021-07-31 20:45:12

Kumon: ...U-um, I'm sorry for making fun of comedy. Watching practice today left a bit of a different impression. Tenma: ...Hmph. It's still too early for you to apologize. You're gonna get down on all fours when you see the real thing in the next two days. Kumon: Eeeh!?

Marq 🤟🏿 @_MT1era

Reported 2021-07-31 20:44:02

This whole thread was TOP TIER COMEDY 🤣🤣🤣

Danny Diesel | DieselMania @DManthetruth

Reported 2021-07-31 20:43:42

This nigga pulling a whole concrete tower down is ****inf COMEDY bro hahaha

⚒𝓚𝓮𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓪𝓷⚒ @Kdmorganrn1

Reported 2021-07-31 20:41:22

@RaheemK***am @iamwandasykes Bannon has done more for humanity than a B cl*** comedian with one of the most nails-on-a-chalkboard annoying voices in the history of comedy...sit down Wanda..you are day old bread..nobody cares about yo crusty *** 🖕🏼😘

John Hulse @23idiocracy

Reported 2021-07-31 20:40:25

Yes, if you go: up, up, down down, B, A, B, A, select (the pressure has really taken a toll on Hillary Clinton) https://t.co/T54x85ss4c #comedy #PeoplesParty #JohnHulseartist #Obama #Hillary #Gitmo #WarOnTerror https://t.co/lUvjJE34XU #OnTheRoadToGuillotineland @Poetry

sputnik @mitriiman

Reported 2021-07-31 20:39:25

@elonmusk Tell your boy @MattWallace888 to comedown!! He’s threatening to crash shiba inu lmao … what a fool

if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple @yugen_too

Reported 2021-07-31 20:39:16

Twitter storytelling is peak comedy 💀

TheRealRichieRich @RR323

Reported 2021-07-31 20:30:24

If you don't like @jimmy_dore then you are part of the PROBLEM! A comedian does better reporting than all of these corporate media "journalists" They mad b/c he is saying all their truths! Get em #JimmyDore 💪🏽

Sherlock Sproul @SherlockSproul

Reported 2021-07-31 20:28:58

Watching "Frasier" on Amazon. Hands down the best comedic writing in TV history. Makes watching any modern "sitcom" almost unbearable by comparison.

MissC 👽👻🐉🐕🐈🦖🦈🖖🌊 @jcassidy110

Reported 2021-07-31 20:27:48

@GarciaRosalind I read a lot of Shakespeare before I ever enjoyed any of it. Finally went to a Shakespearean festival and saw comedies where the slapstick (handed down in the theater for hundreds of years) let the audience in on the jokes they'd never get from a straight reading of the lines.

MadNole @Madnole2

Reported 2021-07-31 20:26:20

This whole thread is pure comedy.😂

KevinH @bowlcut

Reported 2021-07-31 20:25:35

Listening to Seinfield’s ‘new’ book, “Is This Anything?” And while it is read by him just not getting into it. Its jokes he’s written down and maybe not used. I guess I just dont enjoy his comedy. Or without an audience Im just not finding it funny. Kinda not paying attention

Maz Jovanovich @maz_jovanovich

Reported 2021-07-31 20:20:15

I’ve sat on boards that select test pilot candidates. My favourite genre of comedy was when a candidate couldn’t admit they didn’t know an aerodynamics concept and made stuff up. And then made more stuff up to answer follow-on questions. Oh the rabbit holes we went down!

𝑀𝑎𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑚. (Fake/Parody) @agoodtuckering

Reported 2021-07-31 20:19:38

@DoSACLegacy He was happy to have her arms around him now, holding him close after placing his coffee down. He welcomed the embrace, arms moving around her gently in return. "Yer sweet. Thank ye, darlin'."

Brianna Wu @BriannaWu

Reported 2021-07-31 20:16:55

@kermetapio Love to have a man instruct me to pipe down so I don’t hurt comedians feelings on Twitter dot com.

John Hulse @23idiocracy

Reported 2021-07-31 20:15:52

It will be on next month's cover of the Sports Illustrated pants suit issue (That must drive his wife crazy) https://t.co/DbGWoCXGyD #comedy #PeoplesParty #Oscars #Hillary #MerylStreep #Weinstein #JohnHulseartist #God #PopeBenedict #SportsIllustrated

Matty💵🔱 @mattybabi

Reported 2021-07-31 20:15:45

This is comedy

Pfizer Papi💉🇵🇷 @senseidro

Reported 2021-07-31 20:14:10

This thread is pure comedy

𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗶 @byeimani

Reported 2021-07-31 20:11:35

This thread is ****ing comedy lmfao

Riggs @lil__mooky

Reported 2021-07-31 20:10:25

Stepped into the elevator today at Ceasers Palace and it was me and one other dude wearing a Texas shirt. I didn't say **** for like 15 seconds and proceeded to give him the horns down and welcomed him to the SEC. Felt good man.

Sam @NyarGonzo

Reported 2021-07-31 20:08:36

“It’s dark humour” no dark humour is a very VERY hard level of comedy to get right, just saying “lol 9/11” isn’t funny comedy requires context and setups, when you look at the jokes you are making what is the foundation? That’s where you find the root of your issue. ****s.

Ralph Leaman @LeRoyMoco

Reported 2021-07-31 20:04:34

One Direction – Drag Me Down // COMEDIANS ON https://t.co/y6Vd7PwBQW

𝖲𝖧𝖤-𝖦𝖧𝖴𝖫. @SHE_GHUL

Reported 2021-07-31 20:03:27

@PawgPadme Sultana's trying to stop herself from laughing. To imagine it is funny and to see it, that would be a kneeslapper. "You are a comedy, my love. You should keep reading that pad upside down. Make them all laugh." She'd fold her arms, "I'm a little disappointed that I didn't --

Full Circle Brewing @FullCircleBrews

Reported 2021-07-31 20:00:35

Tomorrow evening after the Jazz Jam, you already know what's going down...The Downtown Beatdown Comedy Showcase! 5pm. All Ages. $7 here: https://t.co/PifCNoLUa1 OR $10 at the door. Lets get goofy! #Beertainment https://t.co/6t6VDNk0hq

Judy @wordsanddeeds2

Reported 2021-07-31 19:52:57

@AnaMart95281754 I absolutely agree. When comedians like Don Rickles or Joan Rivers joked about people's appearance, it was cringe worthy. Some just delight in trying to make others feel inadequate even if what they're saying is an outright distortion. It's his problem.

Fitter@73 @FitterL73

Reported 2021-07-31 19:52:03

@iamwandasykes Wanda tries comedy, goes down looking.

twiggyyellow @Marylehman1B

Reported 2021-07-31 19:45:33

@StevenBeschloss Steven, so very sorry for your loss. I know we do not know each other, but I just know my Mom who also did not like the spot light welcomed your mom with open arms on her golden cloud. The ladies are smiling with no more pain looking down on their children with pride & joy. 💛☁️

AliciaMagee7 @Magee7Alicia

Reported 2021-07-31 19:42:03

@unscriptedmike Cops welcomed people in. I was watching on CSPAN and saw one encouraging people to run down a hall past a staircase. I guess they needed pictures of people running like an attack. They were walking peacefully before the cop did that. Sick sick people the Dems.

Sett @Sett_the_Boss

Reported 2021-07-31 19:40:30

@AngelOfTequila "Hehe~ kay kay. Just calm down. We'll be there in no time." He was than leading the two of them to the location of that pool. Though it turned out it was a rather standard pool. Not an actual olympic pool. The two were welcomed by a huge banner saying " Happy Anniversary Angel"+

patrick @TXwoodworker98

Reported 2021-07-31 19:40:13

@ComedownJay @suzthackston @CawthornforNC doesn't matter that I am a man. I am allowed to speak on any issue I choose to.

Danny J. Cassone @DanCBassist

Reported 2021-07-31 19:38:01

I’m performing comedy tonight in Bellmore! I’m at the Loft right now! Getting pumped. Love this song. Come down and see me! Peaches - The Presidents of the United States of America https://t.co/XUQ1MJWzvR via @YouTube

justin mclaughlin 🇺🇸 @worldsdopestdad

Reported 2021-07-31 19:37:26

@goodblackdude That’s a beta males mating call. They definitely ****ed after this and then cried together. Sources tell me it was beautiful. You boys stay strong and enjoy fantasy land. The America loving patriots will fix this disaster you guys started. You’ll still be welcomed after it’s done

Hugh Boone @HughBoone9

Reported 2021-07-31 19:37:16

@21WIRE When they amputate your hands, no more lollipops for you, mental, broken down comedian.

Hugh Boone @HughBoone9

Reported 2021-07-31 19:36:35

@MichaelRapaport @iamrapaport @hearluminary When they amputate your hands, no more lollipops for you, mental, broken down comedian.

Esther 🎈 @SuperstarE3

Reported 2021-07-31 19:36:32

This entire thread!! 😂😂 comedy, love her tweet style made me laugh. We need more of this on Twitter 😂💀

fineassdyn @WeLoveDyniele

Reported 2021-07-31 19:31:48

This thread was comedy lmao

Rob Cuda @Proof69

Reported 2021-07-31 19:30:37

With the sound down, because no reason to listen to him, he looks like he’s doing bad standup comedy against a back Maggot back drop

Soft Queer Black Rage @QAmazon10

Reported 2021-07-31 19:29:59

This is COMEDY. With a lil bit of romance and heartbreak thrown in. Lmao. I love Black Twitter.

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