Reported 2021-02-27 23:04:53
This is the worst stand up comedian I have ever seen....
Sheikh Fadhil @Persafect
Reported 2021-02-27 23:01:47
Why is there a stand up comedy, but not a sit down comedy?
Disabled people can make jokes too.
JokePit The Comedy Ticket Site @PromoteComedy
Reported 2021-02-27 23:00:14
Comedy for the Curious: Artificial Intelligence
Sun 28th Feb 8:30pm
Robyn Perkins https://t.co/v01axmjtgo
Nathan Caton @NathanCaton
Harry Stachini @HStachini
👇🥳 Online Comedy Tickets & Info✅
FIND THE BEST ONLINE COMEDY DOWN AT THE JOKEPIT https://t.co/5EGiQW5ase
Jay Reynolds Illustration @stuffedskullcat
Reported 2021-02-27 23:00:11
Two new illustrations for Little Treat Comedy’s newest issue: Candyland & the Multiverse. Check out the outstanding anthology of writing, art, and interactive online PDF ‘zine at https://t.co/WHzoCVp8iC !!!
...throw some money at creative people! https://t.co/cpd5YwLFyy
Matt Perseverance Wood @MattWoodTX
Reported 2021-02-27 22:57:34
TL;DR: Cawthorn is a lying liar of trumpian proportions. These folks used to crash in shame, but welcomed by rethuglicans. https://t.co/mrcN2Dff4X
NBN News @nbnnews
Reported 2021-02-27 22:56:57
Port Stephens SES have welcomed five new members, after five months of rigorous training.
The new Road Crash Rescue operators completed their course on Saturday, p***ing technical theory and practical ***essments. https://t.co/89bbAb3Ydm
green book hate account #FreeBritney @2OO0popculture
Reported 2021-02-27 22:48:15
teenage bounty hunter is such a top tier buddy/sister comedy
Hazel✨ @ pls rt/read pinned! @HazelnutKofi
Reported 2021-02-27 22:47:16
@perisceris I’ve completely stopped watching most comedy movies due to this tbh :/ they legit can’t crack a joke w/o punching down to do so.
Reported 2021-02-27 22:39:26
@ANI If you were thinking how to sleep in 30 seconds..
Here's the crash course
Your teacher is Mr. Bean..
Rahul Gandhi beat this guy in comedy.. https://t.co/OSNVxYtTyO
Lord Rivers of Beer & Antifa @MarekRivers
Reported 2021-02-27 22:36:59
& the same would apply if the alleged person was a sportsman, a policeman, or any other occupation. They would have been stood down by now or, if any ethics remain anywhere, WOULD HAVE STOOD THEMSELVES ASIDE & WELCOMED AN INVESTIGATION. #auspol
Biscuit Panda @Murnane87
Reported 2021-02-27 22:32:09
@limitlessjest There's a BBC comedy called Quacks that covers a lot of similar material, just from a much sillier perspective - it's worth tracking down.
Luke Stiehl 🧦🥀🦑 @stiehl122
Reported 2021-02-27 22:29:41
Bro conservatives on this site are so funny this starts with the usual transphobic grabage and ends with ****ing #MrPotatoHead greatest accidental comedians ever
deadstock perishable @Liamjsm
Reported 2021-02-27 22:26:51
90s comedian: know you did something wrong when the wife starts talking about “your daughter.” Do you know what “your daughter” did today at school? Slow down woman because we never got a paternity test but we both watched her come out of your BLEEP [uproarious laughter]
Reported 2021-02-27 22:25:44
my tragedy is everyone else comedy and i hate it i hate you all i will drag you down into **** with me
Reported 2021-02-27 22:25:42
The best Bussy comedian hands down has to go to @jeezreeze12
Yale Hollander @YaleHollander
Reported 2021-02-27 22:20:11
@lourdesgnavarro @NPR @NPRWeekend March 13 - I was producing and hosting a standup comedy show. Each comic and I wiped down the mic with Clorox wipes at the beginning and end of our sets. When it was over and I was driving home I wondered for the first time whether that was my last time performing live on stage.
Jon Whited @jwhited5
Reported 2021-02-27 22:15:52
@barstoolsports Eastbound and down. Comedic gold https://t.co/azRfuXC5bB
BroKenSSBU #UnBanNairo @BrokenSSB
Reported 2021-02-27 22:14:00
Retweeting for comedic purposes
Reported 2021-02-27 22:13:28
a frantic janitor finds their privileged life upended after a car accident with a resentful lover but their world is turned upside down when their parents file for divorce in Ang Lee's latest stunning adventure comedy.
The Sigh Guy @TheSighGuy1
Reported 2021-02-27 22:12:29
@eriktorenberg @wokal_distance You certainly can " punch down " in comedy...the Royale Family is an example of punching down...middle cl*** comedy writers..writing working cl*** families
Liam Duff @layonduff_8
Reported 2021-02-27 22:12:16
@shawnxmadden @VocalPineapple I think the problem with it was the overuse of comedy, specially with Ultron who is supposed to be a big baddie
Reported 2021-02-27 22:10:10
my comedy’s going down the drain https://t.co/FpXOycJW2N
Chrysi Cat (no, Karen is STILL my sister!) 🏳️⚧️ @chrysicat
Reported 2021-02-27 22:10:08
We didn't ALREADY know this when the Q-themed buses kept being welcomed at the Grand Hyatt DC a couple weeks back?
"Nice" to see them doubling down, though.
Asif Iqbal @asif18iqbal
Reported 2021-02-27 22:08:34
@Pun_Starr This is the problem, now that the Congress has welcomed him into the party, knowing that he is a godse bhakt. After winning the elections, this traitors will betray the Congress and join the BJP. Just 4 number
Wow Machine Radio @WowMachineRadio
Reported 2021-02-27 22:04:49
Billie Holiday - You Can't Lose a Broken Heart
#RandomizedRANDOM of #Music #Comedy #SpokenWord so you NEVER know what will play next!
Lock it in to the best streaming station on the net! direct: http://22.214.171.124:8000 High quality: https://t.co/jl6ePRAVik https://t.co/XrwM2PWt2t
Former Fetus @FetusFormer
Reported 2021-02-27 22:04:45
too bad it isn't a comedy
...arms deals up
Reported 2021-02-27 22:01:49
@ErikGriffin @Logan_Knight69 I highly suggest you take some time to learn but until you do, keep our community out of your mouth. We don’t find it funny and I understand you can’t please everyone as a comedian but you’re contributing to a much larger problem.
JokePit The Comedy Ticket Site @PromoteComedy
Reported 2021-02-27 22:00:11
Biggest Idiot - Live🔥
Sun 28th Mar 7pm
Over 18s Only🔞
Jon Pearson @jonnyp_comic
Harriet Dyer @HarrietDyerCom
Lindsey Santoro @LinzSantoro
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#love #funny #comedy https://t.co/XQEDejY1ek
Reported 2021-02-27 21:56:10
76ers back court🔥🔥
Danny green 🏃♂️
37 min 🔋
9 pts 😱
3/9 fg ✔️
Seth curry 🎯
39 min 🔋
4 pts 💡
1/13 fg 🧱
1/7 3pt 💯
Y TOCATE LOS COJONES QUE EL PROBLEMA SON MIKE SCOTT Y FURKAN KORKMAZ, VENGA COMEDME LOS COJONES ANDA...
Christofer Yacoub @TYacoub713
Reported 2021-02-27 21:53:51
Aside from the outlandish and comedic trade proposals we throw out there, we come away with similar and reasonable options on how to fix this team.
We are deemed to be "arm-chair GMs" and "inexperienced".
Paul Balze @paul_balze
Reported 2021-02-27 21:53:20
****o, I just crashed a late-model car in a drama. The airbag didn't deploy, and my injuries are insignificant even though it was a high-speed crash and I didn't wear my seatbelt.
...in a comedy. I have time to shake my head and make a funny face before the airbag deploys.
Zelda T PRG @Zelda_prg
Reported 2021-02-27 21:51:02
@kitsune_kyu And yes, thank you very much to life, to fate & to the blessed frying/snack that was broken🙏😏
With that I tell you everything.
It happened to them like those movies or romantic comedy series where the protagonists give their 1st kiss by accident, that does happen in real life😂
Cassandra Complex @amorvincitomnia
Reported 2021-02-27 21:48:46
@mistressmatisse I was literally sitting down to watch a silly movie and changed selection based on this being a dark comedy I haven’t seen!! Thanks for rec!
Breakout. ≠ NOT @RealWardlow @CausedMayhem
Reported 2021-02-27 21:47:27
@BecameTheElite @SheIsNinetyNine Funny. If all doesn’t go well in the exploding barbed wire deathmatch, I’m comedy can be right down your ally — ‘seriously’.
Anyway, doesn’t surprise me everyone has a crush on the angel.
Reported 2021-02-27 21:47:14
APPARENTLY the fastest way to make me cry is to put on ventriloquist puppet comedy. 4 seconds is a personal record from 0 to tears down my face.
N. Conor Ryan 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @NConorRyan
Reported 2021-02-27 21:45:59
@Vortex_warrior @babyboys_back @SonnyMom3 @TMZ Does he really "punch down"? Granted theres not many who have power over him, but last I saw he was slamming Viacom (who own rights to his show) -- just like he told Comedy Central 2 screw. Seen him mock racists, presidents, icons, celebtities, Oprah, his own friends ... everyone
Dr. Tom Dark @Imdeadinsidepc
Reported 2021-02-27 21:44:28
@GoldsteinBrooke Oh my G...stop it. It’s comedy, nothing malicious behind it...come down off your cloud.
Reported 2021-02-27 21:43:53
maybe it's bc i watched riverdale in quick haze for some comedy camp fun but i did not have a problem with the gargoyle king stuff.
ted thorne🇦🇺 @tedthorne
Reported 2021-02-27 21:35:45
@sparkyandtaz was an old TV comedy down under https://t.co/zr4Wv4TOjv
Jono Pech @JonoHimself
Reported 2021-02-27 21:35:01
I’ll be joined by @Nick_Scarpino and @MarioNotBros this week, as we rewatch and break down The 40 Year Old Virgin! Look for it on the #ComedyRewind feed https://t.co/hIMncow2WD https://t.co/qdSy3lAed3
Thornejohny Gaming @Thornejohny
Reported 2021-02-27 21:31:44
@Kraklano @GirlOfSelfLove @BillTheGamr @Saltiest_Gaming People like y'all are the problem with comedy these days so hyper offended over nothing a large corporation like Xbox does not need you to defend them from attacks.
All you're doing is wasting your time ****ing on all of the jokes.
Reported 2021-02-27 21:30:04
@PatinkinMandy The 800 lb elephant in the room. You are so humble, un***uming—yet I recall a time during the writers’ strike, comedians were making jokes about America coming undone (in other words) without their fix of ‘Homeland’. Not to mention your entire body of work.
Reported 2021-02-27 21:29:04
he tackles aaron to the ground and pins his arms down. "you're not aaron."
Michael Krause @michael_krause
Reported 2021-02-27 21:26:47
I have always loved comedy. But I'm not sure I have ever, or will ever, love a comedy album more than The Button Down Mind of Bob Newhart, which I first found when I was a little kid.
Abe Lincoln, the Driving Instructor, baseball. Nothing will be funnier to me. https://t.co/WYj7b8nTPw
Brian Hall @BrianHall3715
Reported 2021-02-27 21:20:07
@mary_santora Hi Mary! I just listened to the album very good stuff! I’ve never sat down and put a comedy album on before I usually don’t have the attention span! Keep killing it! Also love hearing you every day with the Cox guy!😬
Josh ✊🏼 @joshuaexline
Reported 2021-02-27 21:18:50
There comes a time when a father must p*** down brilliance to his son.
Tonight is that night for me p***ing down the brilliance of the Greatest Comedy Ever to Hunter. https://t.co/cbKpawUjhx
Reported 2021-02-27 21:15:16
My fix for the weekend 🇺🇸
Watch "Donald Trump Welcomed with flowers" on YouTube https://t.co/C9V4vnexzb
Peppa Pig @MsRadness
Reported 2021-02-27 21:15:04
@DevonScottIndy Laugh, my life is comedy, I’m fine. I hit that **** so hard I saw stars and got nauseous 😂. I’m laying down in the dark now so I’ll post a pic on IG tomorrow.
परितोष शून्य @paritoshZero
Reported 2021-02-27 21:08:41
@Soni_Razdan .@iamjohnoliver breaks down complex topics in simple language, his tongue firmly in cheek. He's an inheritor of George Carlin and @jonstewart's legacy of serious comedy, and takes it to new places. I'm an unabashed fan.
Reported 2021-02-27 21:06:57
Caleb is honestly one of my favorite comedians, and his confidence and talent are inspiring.
**** off to anybody who would tear down someone just because of their body.