Reported 2021-03-05 03:42:04
@BARTAficianado @bottler10171559 @DionLimTV No wonder Bart is a mess, I am not surprised with ppl like you working there. Always dodging the real issue and finding easy target to mask the mess.
Cos Benji @TrenelleA
Reported 2021-03-05 03:11:04
#manu I tweeted before we got sick a Gif with Homer or Bart mooning someone. I tweeted it to the #UnitedWeStand my kids immediately took it down. I'm now old enough to curse so I have been doing that a lot recently, lol. #jmaicansgobemadontgiveflying****ihavecovidallegedly, heh🤪
Reported 2021-03-05 01:48:02
@piinkette_ -- Bart says before leaning down. Pecking the others lips.
Reported 2021-03-05 01:47:49
@piinkette_ `What, since when?
Oh well. We gotta start some way!´
Bart says before turning around, zooming straight ahead.
And momentarily, Bart zoomes back. Swooping Jinx under your feet. Letting his feet brake his running, Bart looks down on jinx and winks. `Cool, huh?´ --
chowderhead 🎉 @chowderhead_
Reported 2021-03-05 01:15:19
I saw one of these arcade machines once
every characters control panel was broken except marge's but I didn't notice that until inserting my token so all I could do was watch bart stand in place and slowly die
Reported 2021-03-04 23:41:10
@ellieshub Yep, definitely a dirty hustler. But hey, who was Bart to spurn such a view?
He crouched down in front of her before fingers instinctively made their way between her legs, spreading those lips without any shame or hesitation himself.
Reported 2021-03-04 23:13:42
WHY IS EVERYONE BROKEN AND TWEETING BART SAD EDITS WHATS GOING ON 😭😭
Joseph B. @MyersZombie1
Reported 2021-03-04 22:53:51
$TSLA WEEKLY chart, needs to hold over 600 or it could just straight bart down and get real ugly https://t.co/YLGxgr7LVB
CJ Offidani @outonthegrind
Reported 2021-03-04 22:41:44
Huge shoutout to @BartProxies and @LightningATC___ for the giveaway. Cant wait to pair these two up and crush! Thanks for my first drawing win!! Cant wait to put this tandem to work!! Thanks Bart and Lightning, we wont let yas down!!!!
Natalie 🦓 @_Nataliea
Reported 2021-03-04 21:33:41
Conductor on @SFBART train with car 1620 is not successfully making station announcements. At Pleasant Hill the mic just went on and off, at Concord it was super soft. Seriously, it’s their JOB and it’s an accessibility issue when they can’t do it right. 👎
Reported 2021-03-04 20:56:57
@RickLeosUSA @KMark1969 I lived in Oakland and didn’t get home until 1 a.m., since BART and the Bay Bridge were shut down. Craziest World Series ever!
The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse
Reported 2021-03-04 20:53:15
@mcdev @AngryBlackLady I totally forgot the Simpsons did a song about Bart fake-falling down the well.
patti montgomery 🇺🇸 @mspms1
Reported 2021-03-04 20:28:06
Can someone please explain to me why the Covid relief bill is still $1.9 trillion if they cut the eligibility benefits, they removed the BART transit and the bridge from the package? Shouldn't that have cut the over all budget down
the prototype @bosswiththelocs
Reported 2021-03-04 20:09:43
I decided to catch bart to get my vaccine (mind you I haven’t been on bart in years) & as soon as I sit down & get ready to put my headphones on someone asks for my number 🙃
Colin J. Carlson, Ph.D. @wormmaps
Reported 2021-03-04 19:17:14
@jasonaholliday @cj_battey Yeah, I’m very partial to BART with a Dirichlet prior for this problem, but the small n here kinda bonks it
Reported 2021-03-04 19:11:15
What the in ****☹️
@TheSimpsons use to just make me think about which poster I wanted, the one with Bart skateboarding or the one that says "eat my shorts". Now it leaves me jaw dropped in shock wondering if any pilot ever committed suicide by taking an entire plane down🙁
Pedd Raam Art @ArtPedd
Reported 2021-03-04 17:46:46
@SaraHaboubi1 @TheCoronaCure_ I am sure Bart tricked his way out of mask, vax & lock-down :o)
If they come for you, quote Homer: just say "Don't!"
Ralph, the Amazing Unitard @RalphTheUnitard
Reported 2021-03-04 17:31:59
@j_step21 @gamesarentart @PelleCreepy Gonna have to watch that episode then. Closed it out the first time when it hit 'main story'.
But I still can't put Diary Queen behind me. I mean, she became physically ill that a tiny misunderstanding sent Bart down the path to success and happiness. She's a monster!
Ken Arneson @kenarneson
Reported 2021-03-04 16:59:45
@Nicosan1 Hmm, Jefferson intersects with the BART tracks coming out from underground, so that wouldn't work. But hey, you know what, let's just tear down 980 and fill the hole up with water, and then turn Castro into a c****.
Mark Kevin Steed @MarkKSteed
Reported 2021-03-04 15:36:34
@SpeakerPelosi You hypocrite! They voted against the bill because there is TOO MUCH PORK—LIKE THE 120 BILLION YOU’LL GET FOR BART IN YOUR DISTRICT. STEP DOWN #AmericanRescuePlan #stimuluspackage #stimulus
Kai Maher @kai_maherr
Reported 2021-03-04 15:26:02
Carlson and Bart $3 each.. upside down 🤣 @HobbyConnector @sports_sell https://t.co/Evuw6Qqega
Arshia Homayouni @AHomayouniVA
Reported 2021-03-04 14:51:57
Nah. "Justice" Gorsuch(illegitimate) and Covid Barrett and judge Bart O'kavanuagh will cause pain soon. They'll strike down all his EOs. Hope I'm wrong
Taupe Avenger @TaupeAvenger
Reported 2021-03-04 14:20:49
@nilocobau The problem with Dumbarton rail is on the East side of the Bay. Do you attempt to cross Fremont to get to the Union City BART station and/or points East, build a m***ive park & ride or try to run north along the coast far enough that riders figure out how to access the trains?
Reported 2021-03-04 12:29:53
@AwesomGeek @Bart24161334 @ginacarano Just thinking about the people Gina helped. She helped thousands live in fear, she didn't have to but she chose to. Then when she was told HOW she was doing that she doubled down.
So Bart is correct, its not like you're suffering. Let it go x
Reported 2021-03-04 12:07:04
@RichardHammerTV One particular episode I remember had me pinned down by a grotesque, human flesh and bone version of Bart Simpson. Worst. Episode. Ever.
UT Dallas Research @UTDResearch
Reported 2021-03-04 11:30:40
#ICYMI: Dr. Bart Rypma of the Center for @BrainHealth sat down with us to discuss his research on cognitive and neurobiological mechanisms of human memory and how those mechanisms are affected by aging and disease. #TBT
Catch up: https://t.co/SVZQKO0wnI
Fran Z @franzpatricia
Reported 2021-03-04 10:29:34
@axios @gtconway3d So George, when will you opine on the Covid bill?
There is a lot of pork. Those items could be debated individually without reading entire 700 pages.
Endowment to Arts? Bridge to Canada? Bart System? Bailout Illinois and locked down states? Etc.
Owl B. Sarcasmo @OSarcasms
Reported 2021-03-04 09:34:29
@JackPosobiec Even better is Marge acts like an entitled lefty in the episode. Bart works as a caddy at the golf club and gets rich. Starts sucking up to the rich to get more money. Marge doesn't like this and demands the club close down. Then starts a petition for it when refused by the city
Banging Bids @LongShotRobby
Reported 2021-03-03 23:03:10
@HopClear Actually this is nothing new... this has been going on since the 70s.. take bart train from Oakland to Market Street SF.. walk over to Chinatown and rob someone who can't fight back.. an old Asian who is taught to keep their head down and work hard.. in fear of gov backlash
CoCo Thee Twink @DwanCoCo_
Reported 2021-03-03 21:31:54
Some crusty *** nigga just took a picture of me on Bart and thought I didn’t notice so if you see a picture of a gay boy on the Bart with pink brows on that was me and to the crusty *** nigga who took it without my consent I hope you fall down some stairs.
Miss Ruby Withrow @missrubySFO
Reported 2021-03-03 20:31:22
Your character is portrayed excellently! Doh! I hope you never have to sound like Bart about one of your guitars, “Mom it’s broken, Mom it’s broken, Mom it’s broken”! 🤔😫🤓
cass cain batgirl supremacist @dykewing
Reported 2021-03-03 20:11:16
also bart in that one issue of tt
Reported 2021-03-03 19:09:13
@DougAndres Absolute bull****! Go to a BART station in downtown SF - it’s hemorrhaging right now, yet, ***hole Republicans have no issue giving corporate welfare to people like Jeff Bezos and Kanye West. The GQP is the elite party with a crackpot terrorist base - pro-socialism for wealthy.
Reported 2021-03-03 19:07:57
@DougAndres @AndrewSolender Absolute bull****! Go to the BART in down town San Francisco - it’s hemorrhaging right now, yet, ***hole Republicans had no issue giving corporate welfare to people like Jeff Besos and Kanye West. The GQP is the elite party with a crackpot terrorist base - socialism for wealthy.
Reported 2021-03-03 18:51:25
@ChairmanHeath @WhiteHouse45 We all remember Bart Chilton. Long live the REAL HERO. Down with Traitors like @ChairmanHeath who made the illegal practices by JP Morgan that Bart spoke out about, legal. Heath **** you, **** everyone related to you.
Andy Kleiber @akondrake
Reported 2021-03-03 18:28:18
@asmallteapot @SFBART @CapitolCorridor Only 3 trains NB/EB leaving SJ between 3-6 PM is a problem.
Reported 2021-03-03 18:05:54
Ay my ashtray line boutta be crazy mane. I put my bart simpson ashtray up for sale on my store go knock that thang down for me pump these March sales up 👍🏾
Marcus Ismael @marcus_ismael
Reported 2021-03-03 17:36:44
@rayyyynell @nilocobau @mattyglesias That part we agree on but I take issue painting the entire thing as bad. BART SV includes all the extensions past Fremont. BART is now connecting majority minority communities between the East Bay and Silicon Valley. That is a net positive for us all.
Marcus Ismael @marcus_ismael
Reported 2021-03-03 17:28:25
@nilocobau @mattyglesias That is a m***ive stretch to say the project is awfully designed. The plan to tunnel bore deep into downtown San Jose for the stations instead of doing cheaper but politically caustic cut-and-cover is bad. Getting BART down to the final metro area it doesn't serve is not bad.
Reported 2021-03-03 17:11:56
@emeryw2020 bart was supposed to come down here i think but it got delayed like another 10 years
Ken Arneson @kenarneson
Reported 2021-03-03 16:28:55
Weird, the EIR is saying people would walk to West Oakland BART by going up Market to 7th. Why wouldn't you just walk down 3rd to Mandela Pkwy? That's a shorter route (I circled it in red here.) https://t.co/LWW4jMkF3H
Side Bitch Plaza @FIERAFERRARI
Reported 2021-03-03 16:02:38
Not the Bart shutting down it’s lights and engine under water... ****
Reported 2021-03-03 15:54:31
@SFBART What's "it"? BART going to San Jose? - Why not replace CALTRAIN with BART and run up the Peninsula?
The tracks are the wrong size, right? Easy fix...
Train going to Livermore someday too?
Train going to Brentwood someday too?
Train going to Yosemite?
NOW I'm dreaming.
Justin O'Neill @Literroy
Reported 2021-03-03 15:44:50
@exadyto Yeah it’s not technically wrong, just feels weird to my ear haha. (Though not as wrong as the idea that Pelosi would ever ride BART down to San Jose. 😂)
Viola Nation @Viola_Nation
Reported 2021-03-03 15:34:04
45' Pellegrini with a dangerous low shot from distance that Bart does well to get down and save. Wouldn't have counted anyways as Mkhitaryan was offside in the buildup.
¥ung t€quila @WLDLIF3
Reported 2021-03-03 14:24:37
@day_peaches @_coolin_ Lmao crazy because white ppl be named Gunther and bart but have a problem with certain names?
Casey J Drischler @CaseyDrischler
Reported 2021-03-03 13:08:25
@YeardleySmith Wow I still remember being in 1st grade many years ago drawing Bart and Homer and having to explain to my teacher what the Simpsons was lol haven’t had that problem since
Reported 2021-03-03 13:02:47
@RepDanCrenshaw @ChrisMurphyCT and @SenBlumenthal please put the country's economics ahead of partisan support and pare down this bill. We don't need an extension of the BART to San Jose at this time. BART, like MetroNorth is experiencing limited riders as most SV workers are working remotely.
Reported 2021-03-03 12:44:54
@HunterHodies Me too but I wouldn't bring him in as a 4th liner. If the Pens wanna go far in the playoffs this year (if they make it), as good as the BART Line is playing, that needs to be the 4th line & then we need a great 3rd line. Simon may allow someone like Zucker to sneak down the depth
The Mayor of Christmas @TinseltownMayor
Reported 2021-03-03 10:51:36
@blankcheckpod I saw a picture online of Roger Bart and Patrick Page having dinner together, and the caption was like “Both NYC musical Hades together!” And I could just imagine the guy who played Hades in the Lightning Thief kicking a rock down the street, grumbling “didn’t even want to go...“